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Greg Walker - Page 1

One day at a grocery shop,
I met a man selling cookies,
For money he wanted to swap,
But I really wanted some bookies.

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"Got any bookies?" asked I.
"For that's how I'll spend my money."
"No bookies here!" said the guy.
He seemed to find it quite funny.

"We've got some lovely eggs,
I'll give Greg Walker a very fine price."
"I'd rather have some meggs."
The man blinked rapidly thrice.
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The man seemed exceptionally brainy,
And his manner was strangely amused.
He wasn't what I would call zany,
Great disdain he noticeably oozed.

Like others, he thought I was odd,
Some say I'm a bit tall.
Still he gave Greg Walker a courteous nod,
As if he thought I was plenty cool.